October 21 2014, 11pm



one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.


stay home from school. save your own life.

October 21 2014, 11pm


nitori not wanting to show rin his baby pictures because he was hella chubby until he turned six or seven

and rin is so blindsided by how cute nitori was he just offhandedly says “do you think our kid would have a chubby phase?”

and nitori is just like “w-what?!” and rin is just

"i…i didn’t say anything…" with a big blush on his face

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October 21 2014, 11pm

October 21 2014, 11pm





people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"